Mile High Club Membership

Have you ever wondered how people join the mile high club without getting arrested?

The rules are simple…all you need to do is have sex on a plane.  But, unless you’re just a brazen exhibitionist, you’re going to find this somewhat difficult.  You have to get past feeling self conscious, and the fear that someone “will know”.  It can be done and done with no one (well, almost no one) being the wiser.  All it takes is a playful mind, a degree of courage and a certain level of preparation.

The right choice of flight is paramount for a successful outcome. International flights are the best, followed closely by overnight or “Red-Eye” flights. Short South-West style flights will almost guarantee failure and a possible Federal indictment for lewd conduct. It also helps if you’re sitting in business class or higher as the traffic to the restroom is less.

After the cabin service has put the passengers to an insulin-induced sleep, the lights have been dimmed and the Flight Attendants are chillin’, your moment to strike has arrived. Preparation is key for a stealthy and expeditious mission. You can get things warmed up, you know “get ready for launch” while still in your seats.  Once “you’re ready”, the man goes to the lavatory, followed within minutes (and I mean no more than two) by the female.  A secret sequence of knocks gains her entry to a memorable and exciting albeit slightly uncomfortable experience. The man should be seated on the toilet so the female can just turn around, and “back that thang up”.  There are probably other options, however, facing forward will be extremely difficult unless she’s a world class gymnast.  Or, maybe it can be done standing.  The point here is: you make it work… this isn’t about romance it is more about earning your badge of honor.  Remember, this is a “quickie” not a feat of endurance.  When the “Mission is Complete”, I suggest the male leaves the lavatory first, giving the woman a few moments to  “powder her nose”.  All this can take place in less than 15 minutes.  And, now that you’re a full fledged member to this exclusive club, you’ll love the naughty feeling and having bragging rights to your friends!!

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